Better than the Circus

The other night I braved Wal Mart. But first, I had to stop and get gas. I pull into this gas station, ready to pull up to the pump, when the lady standing there pumping gas lights up a cigarette. I literally pulled out of the gas station. Homegirl can go down in her blaze of glory sucking down a cig, but I will NOT be joining her!

So I go to Wal Mart, uhhhhhh.... Wal Mart. I hate Wal Mart. It's actually NOT that bad at 3am, unfortunately these days I am not up that early! Okay, so I walk out into the abyss that is the parking lot. I wandered around for about 20 minutes before I realized I was about 3 rows to far to the right for my car.

Has anyone else ever really thought about how crazy the Wal Mart parking lot is. It's just an introduction of what is to come inside. The parking lot is enough to keep me away from Wal Mart. I mean who designs those bitches? Fights break out, accidents happen, it's a war zone.

Today, I walked to my internship and had to bring in a box that has been sitting in my car for like 3 weeks. I am wearing a dress with black stockings. I am always worried that my dress is up in the back when I am walking with my hands full and whatever. I was listening to my iPod, almost got hit by a car and then realized, indeed today was the day that my dress had been pinned up by my 2 bags on my arm.

Glorious. Good thing I had black stockings on.

Then I walked to the campus bookstore at CFCC to buy something for a project I was working on. I tried to walk out the glass window/wall instead of the door. Yes, people started laughing at me.

Oh, wonderful Monday.

Then I witnessed a dance off in the courtyard during my lunch break. That was interesting......
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Something tells me I'm not on UNCW's campus anymore. Strangely enough I feel like I am at my high school again.

Anyways, so I was just thinking about what tab I would pull up if my advisor walked in because I am blogging. It's keep this up, 17 again soundtrack (googled, of course), or my Facebook. None of these seem like particularly good tabs to pull up.


I am going to go now.

Ugh...Monday.