Everything Adds Up

I woke up Saturday morning- determined to find my TredSafe shoes. After another wasted attempt at home I convince my mom to drive me to Wilmington. (She wanted to visit with me anyways!)...It was supposed to rain, but nope- just sunny and hot- perfect pool/beach day and I am stuck in the car with shrimp (we will get to that later). We get back to apartment in Wilmington and I look in the ONE place I didn't look the day before- the back corner of my closet (big enough to be my room) and there those suckers are! My mom tells me I shouldn't leave them like that in closed areas because of salmanella...what the hell? You say I am going to get salmonella from leaving shoes in the closet (although all nastiness from crapplebees is all up in those bad boys)...so on the way back from Wilmington my mom decides she wants shrimp. After all there are fresh shrimp sellers (I don't know their formal title) on the sides of the road. My mom stops and buys 5 pounds. FIVE POUNDS of stench later...we make it back. I laid down because I was very tired after my drive (ride, really)...I go to work. I drank a Monster energy drink for the first time in a long time. I was really jittery and hyper with all of my 2 bar guests. I ended up having a pretty decent night- when someone ordered something- I just made what I thought was in it...I figured- they would never know anyway-

Later that evening- I took tables (3 table section to be exact)...which constantly kept filling up, like my bar...and I had to-go orders. AND making server drinks that actually were just sitting there texting. I even asked someone to pack my food up and they boxed it up and left it sitting on the counter...WTF? Okay- so there's this guy that works at Applebees and I think has for the last 20 years and I told him once when I went to Europe and everytime I see him he asks me if I am going to Europe. It gets pretty annoying and I have to remind myself not to snap at him...I feel bad for him, his underwear always hangs out in the back- Oh, Larry- he came to work drunk last week and got sent home because he constantly babbles to himself- except that time he smelled like the combo of liquor, cigs, and 40's he had clearly sucked down before work.

Fast forward to Sunday morning, I wake up after 100 alarms. My mom is no where to be found with the check book which contains a check for rent and my 100$ she borrowed from me. Her phone is dead. I need to leave so I can get to campus on time for recruitment practice. Finally after waiting an hour she shows up, tells me she doesn't want to post-date a check and that she will drive it down to me...OKAY, HELLO? I am now late for recruitment practice and I have no check. I playfully joked around with her because my dad was mad at her too for something. She's a sweet lady, ya know...sneaking me some monies and just being cool as shit- I can't be too mad.

I sped home to Wilmington, went straight to recruitment practice- I smelled like dirty ****************** and looked like nasty **************** and I danced my ass off when we sang the recruitment songs. (long story about those songs).

Okay- I kind of lied- I didn't go straight to recruitment practice. So on the way home I ran across a boat on the side of the road. Not just any boat you see, it was a one-armed man-i-can with little red shorts, crooked sunglasses, and a life jacket, and boat hat. I took a pic with my phone- have to figure out how to upload that!- none the less- HELLO EASTERN NORTH CAROLINA...maybe it's an inside joke. All I know is homeboy is facing the road....and chillin with one arm.

I had a personal goal today to keep the chapter meeting under and hour- 35 minutes. HELLO, overachiever!

Well, until my first day of interning....bahhhh wish me luck.

My sisters really wanted my blog account- so I decided I will post it on facebook. For comedic value.

I rushed around all day today- don't think I am ready for the week- but hopefully I will make it through tomorrow *first day of internship*....should be an interesting blog- so keep posted.