Willy Wonka's on Drugs

Willy Wonka Quotes- probably scariest movie in my childhood (except The Wizard of Oz tops it)
Yellow= creepy quotes
Green= Maybe Wonka was on to something

Willy Wonka: [I]f you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.
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Mr. Turkentine: I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday, on what we learned during the week, will now take place on Monday, before we've learned it. But, since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.
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The Tinker: Up the airy mountain,

Down the rushing glen,

We dare not go a hunting,

For fear of little men.

You see, nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out.
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Charlie Bucket: [W]hat was that we just went through?
Willy Wonka: Hsaw Aknow.
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Willy Wonka: No, that's Wonka Wash spelled backwards.
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Willy Wonka: [D]on't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
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Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house?
Willy Wonka: Why, having fun?
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Willy Wonka: Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams. And, almost everything you'll see is eatable, edible, I mean, you can eat almost everything.
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Willy Wonka: We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.
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Computer Operator: [T]his machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining tickets. It says, "I won't tell, that would be cheating." I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize. He says, "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?" I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!
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Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
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Willy Wonka: I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.

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Newscaster: We must remember there are many more important things, many more important things . . . off hand, I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there must be something.
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Willy Wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world.
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Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
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Willy Wonka: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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Willy Wonka: [Y]ou should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
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Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible . . . I hope it'll last.
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Willy Wonka: Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Willy Wonka: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink . . . yet.
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Sam Beauregarde: Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself--they're strictly for suckers.
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Mr. Salt: Butterscotch, buttergin? Got something going on inside of here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. < Childhood movie here----wtf?
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Willy Wonka: No, no, don't speak--for some moments in life there are no words.
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Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
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Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.
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Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries!
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Willy Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous! < yet the girl that turns into a blueberry must be juiced so she doesn't explode and Charlie and his grandpa almost get chopped up in little pieces?
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Willy Wonka: Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing,

So the danger must be growing.

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the danger must be growing,

For the rowers keep on rowing,

And they're certainly not showing,

Any signs that they are slowing!
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^Clearly Willy was tripping something- this is from the scary tunnel scene.

Mrs. Gloop: He can't swim!
Willy Wonka: There's no better time to learn.
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Sam Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!
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Mrs. Gloop: Don't just stand there! Do something!
Willy Wonka: Help. Police. Murder. < Okay, this is especially creepy
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Willy Wonka: All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by.
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Willy Wonka: Don't you know what this is?!
Violet Beauregarde: By gum it's gum!